no.where / now.here

One of the photo that I took when I was still in London

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 08:09:32 +0700

One of the photo that I took when I was still in London

"The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are” ~Jim Morrison"

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 19:16:57 +0700

““The most important kind of freedom is to be what you really are” ~Jim Morrison”

Beda Keyakinan

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 21:31:12 +0700

X: kenapa lu batal nikah?

Y: gw ama cewek gw beda keyakinan

X: oh, beda agama maksud lu?

Y: Bukan. Beda keyakinan aja. Gw yakin gw ganteng, tapi cewek gw gak yakin.

Diambil dr grup BlackBerry gw yang caur..^^;

"I prefer to wear something with a feminine touch"

Wed, 01 Dec 2010 14:06:58 +0700

“I prefer to wear something with a feminine touch”

- ADE RAI

"The miracle is not that we do this work, but that we are happy to do it - Mother Teresa"

Tue, 02 Nov 2010 10:42:08 +0700

“The miracle is not that we do this work, but that we are happy to do it - Mother Teresa”

@L4y conversation - baca sampe abis!!!

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 14:18:30 +0700

NOTE:
A= anak Alay
B= kata si A, B adalah kaka kelasnya

PROLOG:
gak ada angin gak ada ujan tiba tiba di Hpnya si B muncul sms dr nomer
yang gak dikenal….

A = Alluw kag! Leh knal? Ap kBrx?
B = Wa’alaikumsalam Warohmatullahi Wabarokatuh. ..Dengan hormat,
sampainya pesan ini,
saya akan memberitahukan bahwa kabar saya baik-baik saja….Maaf
beribu-ribu maaf,
Ini gerangan nomer siapa ya?Kok acap kali sms nomernya ga ke save ya?
(bales sepanjang mungkin)

A = Owh ea muuph lupa ng@s1h s4L4m„„ Ini EnDoet LuThuwna EmbeM
C@ianKCmu@na. Inged gag kag?
Eh, kug blzna pjg bgd ch? Gi ng4ps?
B = Yaiyalah panjang…. Lagian ga dibayar perhurup inih! Gw lagi
maboknerjemahin kata2 lo nih.
Keypadnya ilang2an ya? Oh elo…. Eh, siapa tadi?Tembem semua? Perasaan
temen-temen gw kalopun
ada yang tembem palingsebagian dipipi doang. Ga sampe seluruh badan dah.

A = Huft …Plz dund…bkn t3mb3m cmu4, tp Ã¢â‚¬â„¢emb3m c@iank
cMuanaÃ¢â‚¬â„¢.
W ADklaz xmp lw dlu. J4h@d bgd d3ch……fufufuuu :Ã¢â‚¬â„¢(
B = Yeeee mana gw apal. Adek kelas gw kan ada banyak. Bayangin
misalsekelas ada 25 murid cewe.
Dikali 9 kelas. Nah, itung ndiri dah tuh adaberapa! Itu belom dari
sekolah2 laen.
Mereka kan gw anggep adek kelas gwsemua walopun mereka ga nganggep gw.
Coba? Masa iya gw apalin atu2. Lukira gw petugas sensus!
Eh itu sebenernya huruf Ã¢â‚¬â„¢aÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ mau lo ganti apasih?Jadi angka
4 apa a keong (@)?
Satu aja ribet apalagi dua gw bacanya.Plin-plan lo ah

A = Ea muÃ¢â‚¬â„¢uph kag…. Abzn udh kbi@s44n kag. Jng mrh dund…
hix… hix…Oh ea y.. Kn ad bnyk ea… muv dh muv..
Eh kag, w inged loh qt dlu prNhkut xkul PeNcak sLt bReng jG.
B= Jorok lo ah

A = Pencak SILAT kak!!!
B = Ooohhh…. Nah itu bisa nulis bener

A = Tp w kluwar paz 5aBuk quNink. Gag kwt. Uji4nna bRad bGd
B = Gw ga pernah ikut pencak silat. Gw ikut cheers. Yang dipaling
atasformasi piramida kan gw.
Lagi pula kalo gw ikut pencak silat, sabuknya gamuat.

A = Iyh yng bn3r kag? Bc4nd@ aj dh wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk! !!
B = Etdah lo ketawanya serem amat kayak burung gagak.

A = Eh kag BTW n0m3r hpx kog ckep amad ch? Ky orangx
B = Nama gw bukan betawi.

A = Mksd w Ã¢â‚¬â„¢by the wayÃ¢â‚¬â„¢
B = Kenapa emang JALANnya?

A = OMONG-OMONG! !!!
B = Oh… ga tau nih.. Beruntung aja dapet nomer bgini

A = Dpt dri m4n4 kag?
B = Hadiah es orson. Penting amat

A = Kag kuq fesbukx lum d k0nfr1m?
B = Confirm! Bukan Kon-frim! Oh yang foto profilnya dari atas
sambilmanyun2 itu lo ya?
Gw kira fanpage-nya Suneo. Belom-belom. Ntar deh kaloangel foto lo udah
bener.
Eh, unyeng2 lo ada 5 ya? Ampe keliatan. Banyak amat. Situ pake ekstensen
unyeng2?

A = Iyh ka2g bC@nd4 aj@ dh. 1tukan ageÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ ngetrend kag futu dri
@ta5.
Mak1ngaG kli4t@n mukax, makin keyenz!
B = Yaiyalah. Gimana mau keren kalo muka lo keliatan.
Coba dongsekali-sekali foto profilnya diganti pake fotokopi. Burem,
perkecil,bolak-balik. gitu.

A = Mangx uj14n!
B = Biar ga keliatan muke lu. Katanya makin ga keliatan makin kerennn…
Gw yakin asli lo ga sebagus di foto kan? Nih udah gw confirm.
Eh, itufoto2 lo banyak banget yang jari tangan angka satu dimulut. Lagi
ngeloninorok sapa lo? ya ampun.. Lo ga juling foto dari atas semua?

A = Gag. Udh b1aza k0g. Eh, kag mang gi onlen ea? Onlen d kul ap dihumz?
B = Eh kalo bahasa alaynya Ã¢â‚¬ï¿½onlen di WC SPBUÃ¢â‚¬ï¿½ apaan? Salah
semua tuhoption lo

A = Ih… kakak joyokkkk…
B = Kadir ga diajak?

A = Itu Doyok kaaaggg…. Yah, w lgi gaG onlen niyh kag.
Cb klo qt smÃ¢â‚¬ï¿½onlen, kn bs chat b4r3ng
B = Kita? Lo aja kali ama kawan2 lo. Lagian yang minta lo biar onlen
sapeh?!

A = Hix..Hix…Jahad :Ã¢â‚¬â„¢( Kag kug lum bubu siyh?Kn udh mlm. Mang
lumngantug ea?
B = Gw ga pernah ikut MLM deh

A = Ã¢â‚¬â„¢MalemÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ Kag maksudx….
B = Udah gede ini. Lagian sembari ngelembur ngerjain tugas nih.

A= Cemangadh!
B = Hdagnamec

A = Paan tuch Kag???
B = Tulisan lo gw balik. Bingung gw nanggepin bahasa lo.
Eh tulisan lo bisa di normalin dikit ga? Sedikiiit aja demi gw

A = Oh ea deh kag..
B = Eh, ko gw baca status-status lo semuanya ngambil dari lirik-lirik
laguya???
Keabisan ide lo? Mana udah di Ã¢â‚¬â„¢LikeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢-in sendiri, trus ga
ada yangcomment pula.

A = Eaaa… Abisan w suka bgd kag sm lgu it. Co cweet bgd dech. It jga
dalguÃ¢â‚¬ï¿½ knangan sm mantan w dlu
B = (Emang gw pikirin).

A = Ohiya kag! Bsk lusa jm 9 pgi d Ã¢â‚¬ï¿½salah satu stasiun tvÃ¢â‚¬ï¿½
nntn w ya!
B = Itu kan acara live musik itu kan?! Yang penontonnya satu panggung
samaartis/bandnya. Trus sambil nari2 kompak banget dibelakangnya.
Lo jadiartis toh sekarang? Grup band lo apa namanya? Salut gw. Pasti lo
jadivokalisnya ya? Apa lo soloist?

A = Bukan kag, gw jadi penontonx.
B = Huh?!!!!!!! (Keselek)

A = Ea, yng pnting msk tv kag! Gw ma rombongan udh nyiapin tarianx
lhokag.
Biar kompak nnti narix. Nama tarianx Ã¢â‚¬ï¿½Ngucek-Jemur-
Ngucek-JemurÃ¢â‚¬ï¿½. Taudund kag ky gmana.
Gag ngaruh deh mw bandx apa aliranx apa.
B = Trus kalo bandnya metal gimana??? Masa lo mau tetep
jogetÃ¢â‚¬ï¿½Ngucek-JemurÃ¢â‚¬ï¿½?

A = Ya gag ap kag. Lgan band metal mah gag mgkin d hadirin kag. Kyk ga
tauaja kag..
B = Yaudah deh, selamat joget ya. Kakak mo tidur dulu.
Oia, besok lusa,pagi2 kakak ga bisa nonton situ joget
Ã¢â‚¬ï¿½Ngucek-JemurÃ¢â‚¬ï¿½. Soalnya kakak sibukmau bikin anyam2an
sedotan. Babay!

A = Bye… Met bubu kag. Eh kag, ntr jm2 bolax pa?
B = Hah?! Lo suka nonton bola pagi2 juga?

A = Yaelah bgadang nntn bola wajar x kag
B = Lo cowo apa cewe sih?!

A = Cow. Mang np?
B = Lah itu foto2 difesbuk?!

A = Itu mantanÃ¢â‚¬ï¿½ w kag. Fto w d album Ã¢â‚¬ï¿½Juzt MeÃ¢â‚¬ï¿½
B = ………… ……… ……… …….

A = Kag?
B = Eh iya sori. Udahan dulu ya. Gw baru ngeliat UFO nih. Bye! (anjrit,
drtdi ternyata gw sms an ama lekong!)

"Presdir PT. Indofood, selaku produsen Indomie menyatakan produknya sangat layak di konsumsi..."

Thu, 14 Oct 2010 09:14:26 +0700

“Presdir PT. Indofood, selaku produsen Indomie menyatakan produknya sangat layak di konsumsi dibandingkan dengan produk Indocement.”

- Just for fun

A poem

Sun, 19 Sep 2010 10:11:10 +0700

There were times
Times where we find chances
Times where there were nothingness
A Time where we become friends

There are no words
There are no tunes
There are no faithness
To describe this sourness

Only in this period of space
I was able to find a friendly face
In this mesmerizing foreign place
To finally cross with a delicate taste

Now..I will have my say
Hope you will find a way
Finding a shade where your heart will lay
A shade who will finally make your day

::Notthing Hill Gate, London / 16.10.05 / 14.00::

"All Paid Job Absorb and Degrade The Mind - Aristotle"

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 23:11:42 +0700

“All Paid Job Absorb and Degrade The Mind - Aristotle”

Sifat Wanita Menurut Zodiaknya

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 21:38:45 +0700

Sifat Wanita Menurut Zodiaknya

BELAJAR

Wed, 08 Sep 2010 14:41:16 +0700

Hidup Adalah BELAJAR…….

Belajar Bersyukur Meski tak Cukup,
Belajar Ikhlas Meski Tak Rela,
Belajar Taat Meski Berat,
Belajar Memahami Meski Tak Sehati,
Belajar Sabar Meski Terbebani,
Belajar Setia Meski Tergoda,
Belajar Memberi Meski Tak Seberapa,
Belajar Mengasihi Meski Disakiti,
Belajar Tenang Meski Gelisah,
Belajar Percaya Meski Susah,
Belajar dan Terus Belajar…

I wonder if this book is actually being read by teenagers?

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 10:02:32 +0700

I wonder if this book is actually being read by teenagers?

Miss Indonesia 2010

Sun, 29 Aug 2010 09:56:48 +0700

The first time I heard that Indonesia once again competing in the famous Miss Universe 2010 beauty contest, I was psyched!

Looking forward in how my beloved nation will compete in this prestigious competition which they say this year its being watched by over than 6 million viewers all over the world (FYI,its more or less the same amount of population in Jakarta during night time)

In my surprise, this year our so called Miss Indonesia successfully awed all viewers by her practice of English. I’m concern she may not be aware that the interview is being recorded.

Anyway, below is the script of her interview. Prepare to have your brains and everything you know about syntax, grammar and anything you think you know about English turned upside down by this lady:

Being a woman, what piece of advice would you give to a man?

I think that when you down, your woman can make you up. And I think that, woman can be said that I have to advice for you that ummm…. if you way up, you have to be nice to people include women. So that when you down, women can be nice with you….

What is the best gift you have ever received?

The best gift somebody ever given to me is the one box but the tartars (What The Hell?? gak jelas dia ngomong apa) is not look good or beautiful but it’s have a sounds, a beautiful sounds that makes me love the music, I love the music now. Now, I’m a singer and I’m study at singer for jazz, for classical and of course for pop. That is makes me know what I want to do. That makes me know what I love it. That makes me know what jobs or what kind of activities that I love it.

What is the worst date you have ever been on?

In one restaurant, and that is the date that I know he was a playboy. So he have three girlfriends, including me (at first I thought she said “and doing me” for ‘including me’), but before that I know that they have more than one-hundred girlfriends. It’s very bad, but I know the good is now he always care for me and can be a best friend for me. He always protect me, please Qory don’t like me, don’t same like me, you are a nice girl, so he never touch me, you know like a playboy, but umm, he always make me comfortable in inside her (What The F***???!!!!) and yeah, it’s a very, very bad, bad date, but he inspiring me to be a tough woman.
This Ms. Indonesia should learn English, and then communication skills.

"Who am I? (I’m) just a skinny guy with a standard face. But music has breathed a new life into me,..."

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:45:07 +0700

“Who am I? (I’m) just a skinny guy with a standard face. But music has breathed a new life into me, given energy to my soul and created a miracle greater than I ever expected.”

- Raden Christian Rahadi [aka] Raden Chrismansyah Rahadi [aka] Chrisye :: One of Indonesian’s Music Legend

Creative and Funny Print Advertising

Thu, 12 Aug 2010 13:38:41 +0700

Creative and Funny Print Advertising

Always is a HUGE fan of Star Wars!!!

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 14:02:38 +0700

Always is a HUGE fan of Star Wars!!!

youtubegenic

Tue, 03 Aug 2010 10:00:59 +0700

X : Hej man, have you seen the new youtube uprising phenomenon Shinta and Jojo?

Y : Yeah I have actually. Those two girls are cute man. Especially Shinta *blush

X : Rigghttttttt…have you seen them in real life?

Y : No, I haven’t actually. Where can I see it? I really want to see if Shinta is really as
cute as she looks in youtube ;)

X : Here is just one of the video where they were interviewed in the telly

*watching the video*

Y : What theeee….This is really them? Wooooo…shocking!

X : I know right? I wonder what type of camera they were using.

Y : They maybe using this bunch of camera filters @___@

X : Well..let’s just stick with real life pleasure then

Y : Yeahh, true that. So when are we visiting Alexis again?...hehehehe

The Other 20 P's - for Social Media Marketing

Sun, 01 Aug 2010 23:45:22 +0700

The Other 20 P's - for Social Media Marketing:

For those who learned marketing during college or uni life, you might heard about the 5 P’s Principals.

But now with new theory of “The World Is Flat” the 5 P’s principals has multiplied 5 times and become a more robust approach in following the social media trends.

Web Writing Etiquettes

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:01:43 +0700

Web Writing Etiquettes:

So you think u know how to write? Think again and read this article in the etiquettes of web writing

A classic song from one of the best UK artist and remake...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:25:20 +0700

A classic song from one of the best UK artist and remake brilliantly by Mark Ronson. Cool song and cute vid clip.

Oh yeah, if you do have time, search Mark Ronson’s “Valerie” video clip - and try to spot me in the the video clip..^^;